1. Bananaman takes thumb wars really seriously
  2. I think its time I got myself a new face
  3. I’m not hiding anything behind my back, except for this trippy shiny hula hoop.
  4. Why would I need a flashlight to get out of this maze, when I have a hula-hoop that lights my way!
  5. I couldn’t decide which religion to believe in, so I made up my own: Fire Cross Yoga
  6. I’m not lonely, I’m just waiting for life.
  7. I think I found the inter-dimensional gateway. It doesn’t have Internet.
  8. You haven’t lived if you haven’t rickshawed. 
  9. Je t’aime
  10. No better way to ride a bike than in sandals and ghandi-pants.
  11. May I walk with you?
  12. I don’t know if you found what you were looking for, but I found you.
  13. I like making mini-clouds
  14. 
Come on, let’s leavethis suffocating riverin which we swim with other fishfrom dawn to shifting nightand now in this discovered spacelet’s fly to a pure solitude- Neruda 


My Fortress of Solitude is pretty well lit, thaaanks.
  15. What are you looking at? Yes, my owl wears hipster glasses.
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